I’m going to Heaven. I know this for a fact. WHY? You ask? Because I’ve already spent time in HELL driving my nephew John Glenn to and from college. When Saint Peter gets a look at me, he’s going to have a LIMO ready to take me to Heaven’s version of Fenway Park. “Sorry about all the time you had to spend with your nephew” Pete will say “I’ve got you season tickets behind home plate.
